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Something strange happens when men become fathers.
Aside from mysteriously gaining weight, they also have the reputation for cracking some of the weirdest and most embarrassing jokes.
So, in honour of Father’s Day, here are some of the best and most shockingly awful jokes from dad, captured for posterity via text message.
(Warning: Some of the following jokes are so bad, we feel the need to commemorate them with special gifts.)
Can you relate?
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OMG scale: Smile and facepalm =D
Father’s Day Gift: Smartphones for Dummies© guidebook
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OMG scale: Facepalm until embarrassment dies o.O
Father’s Day Gift: His very own yoga mat
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OMG scale: -_-…
Father’s Day Gift: An “I Am Your Father” Darth Vader T-shirt
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OMG scale: Nooooo, you didn’t. >:o
Father’s Day Gift: An electric fly swatter
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OMG scale: LOL ^^
Father’s Day Gift: OMG makeup gift set
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OMG scale: Awe and Respect :O
Father’s Day Gift: A jedi master’s outfit
And this shocker:
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OMG scale: Jaw hits floor :-O
Father’s Day Gift: Fizzing candy (or laxatives, if you’re feeling evil) in his black coffee
Dads’ jokes can make us laugh out loud, groan inside, and lots of things in between. While they sometimes make us wish we could ground him, trade him or simply ignore him, this Father’s Day, maybe most importantly, remind Dad he’s no joke.